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Do you crack your knuckles and why?
Do you prefer farting or burping?
Do you have a gimpy hand? If so please provide us with a picture.
Is nostril flaring a specialty of yours?
Is your second toe larger than your first one?
Do you like pubic hair?
Do you have any significant disorders? (note that self perscribed ‘depression’ is not valid, thank you)
What are your views on the paranormal?
What are your future plans and career choices?
What is your opinion on hobo hats? (the actual hats, not the community)
Share with us your best experiences...we’re really very interested.
If you’d like, share with us your worst.
Self mutilation, your views please?
Do you believe there to be one singular person who holds the key to your heart?
Love in first sight, or lust?
Given the choice of choosing between the one person you truly love or eternal wealth and wellbeing, which would you choose? And you can’t say some shit about choosing the wealth and spending it on a nationwide search for him/her, it’s one or the other, buddy.
ADDITIONAL STUFF THAT IS VITAL
Stripes or polka dots?
Is there hope for the next generation?
How much do you value physical appearance?
Would you do a bit of Hazza P or Prof. Dumbledore?
Or is it Mr. Malfoy that tickles your fancy?
Considering what your friends may say about you, what are some of your reedeeming qualities? Now isn’t the time to be modest, chiddlers.
How musically inclined are you?
What do you play? (please note any answers which involve your own or someone else genitalia or any other body parts does not count as a musical instrument)
What do you tend to listen to?
Are there any particular ‘artists’ you believe worthy of eternal damnation?
ON A SCALE OF 1 – 10 HOW ___________ ARE YOU?
knee-slappin’, jaw lockin’ funny:
much of a failure:
oblivious to what others’ think of you:
Please provide us with some peeek-chures.
-at least one showing your full face, no emo cut offs.
-one full body shot, please don’t send in a nude, this is not an excuse to perve.
-one no make up, I dare you.
-make sure they’re flattering.
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